dumb c*nt. in that order.
watch her spirit leave her body.
what her fall into herself.
take pride in your aim. your precision.
grab a plate.
eat what remains of her.
that is what you do
who are not yours everyday.
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Orchard Gardens, a school in Roxbury, Mass., had been plagued by bad test scores and violence — but one principal’s idea to fire the security guards and hire art teachers is helping turn it around.
So when you start caring about kids, giving them options and hope, and stop treating them like criminals and warehousing them, they start to improve? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.
OOPS LOOKS LIKE ART AND MUSIC AND DANCE AND THEATER ARE IMPORTANT.
Quite honestly, I’m so used to seeing arts programs getting cut that I thought I read that wrong. But for real, all the really tough kids I have worked with have found confidence through the arts because there’s no wrong way to make art or dance or play music, unlike with math and science and such.
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
She tastes like nectar and salt. Nectar and salt and apples. Pollen and stars and hinges. She tastes like fairy tales. Swan maiden at midnight. Cream on the tip of a fox’s tongue. She tastes like hope.
Its time for a competition! To celebrate my new comic “Woman King” receiving over 10’000 hits in the first week of release!
New Readers to Woman King can start by clicking here!
Prize option one: An A4 giclée print of my woman king illustration.
Prize option two: An A2 poster of my woman king Illustration.
How it works. This competition will be running on Facebook and Tumblr (you can enter in both if you wish). All you need to do in order to enter is reblog/share this post and a winner will be chosen at random from the reblogs and shares. The random winner from the network that gets the most shares or reblogs will get first choice out of the two prizes.
Don’t forget about this.
For his recently published picture book Freckles
(Splice Pictures Publishing), the Swiss photographer Reto Caduff
has taken pictures of freckled women all over Europe. His pictures prove: freckles are beautiful. Don’t hide yourself in the shade! I think what I love about this the most is the vast diversity of people who are blessed with freckles. (x)